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The Ruda Tuba

The Ruda Tuba - (rooda toobe a)

After fucking a chicks yatch hard (preferrably in the doggy position), you proceed to flip her on her back, grab her by the ankles, bend her knees to her chest, and make her queef. Repeat this maneuver by pumping her legs as if you were playing a tuba. "Ruda" is short for Rudimentary.
After I gave her a good old fashioned holiday rogering, I wailed on the ruda tuba.
by That Foo Max August 22, 2009
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Tsubasa

Means "wings" in Japanese (like bird wings). It is also the slang/fan-dubbed abriviation of a popular CLAMP manga series: Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles.

Tsubasa is also used in other manga and anime titles.
"Tsubasa was reviewed as to be one of the most anticipated anime of the year!"
by Ashen Phoenix October 5, 2006
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tuba fupa

A fupa so fatty you can play the tuba with it.
"Man, look at that girls tuba fupa, shit!"
by Jay and Kellie March 30, 2009
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tuba sex orgy

The group of musicians in any marching band that play the sousaphone. The group can often be seen not practicing, getting drunk, or hitting on the twirler line. It should be noted that all members of the Tuba Sex Orgy are denoted "Bros," even female members.
I wish I could be a member of the Tuba Sex Orgy! Those bros are awesome!
by TUBAFORDAYS April 3, 2017
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Tuba Toot

A fart that sounds just like a low note on a tuba
Person #1. *toot*
Person #2. Hey you jist tuba tooted!!!
by Merissa Lingtoe June 16, 2018
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Tuba

Noun; a large metal instrument often used to crush the enemies in a quick and swift manner; the ultimate human pancake maker

origin: the tuba was invented in 16th century germany as a specially designed weapon that was very useful in crushing and capturing. the tuba's large interior was not only good for storing the dead bodies of your friends and enemies, but as a brilliant shield. tubas eventually fell out of favor as all weapons do, as only the strongest could support its massive bulk. still, the tuba is often used to make pancakes out of other living creatures such as: penguins, cats, yappy dogs, carrot faced world leaders, creatures which disagree with you, beluga whales, Aye Ayes, etc.

tubas are often found in a terrifying battle formation marching band to demonstrate dominance over the bystanders. if someone is observed to be wearing or doing anything out of the ordinary they will be swiftly crushed.

the tuba is often used along with the flute, a great tool for stabbing and impaling. they make the perfect combo and are often seen together in the dangerous war formation marching band.
the tuba was brought down quickly and swiftly onto the enemy,turning it into the flattest and most delicious looking pancake jimmy had ever seen.
by whatisaflutemayiask April 20, 2019
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Shōjo Tsubaki

Dont. You though Boku No Pico was bad? Well Shōjo Tsubaki got banned in japan.
Shōjo Tsubaki, showing that even as an adult. I can be scarred.
by Watching this is a nightmare November 24, 2020
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