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Titnosis

1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.

2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.

Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.
Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.
by Robert Eely July 26, 2010
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Titnotized

While talking to a woman, losing one's train of thought upon catching a glimpse of her cleavage.
"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"
by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010
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titnotizing

When one is hypnotized into a relationship, generally with someone unattractive looks and/or personality wise,by the extravagance of their breasts.
the foolish boy was titnotized into a relationship with the unattractive and bitchy large breasted woman

that fugly girl is great at titnotizing boys
by Youth Philosophers June 9, 2011
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titficionado

That man is a real titficionado, he really knows tits!
by tymus44 May 25, 2015
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Tinfoil Hatter

Tinfoil Hatter is a normally derogatory nickname for a conspiracy theory buff, as the stereotypical image of one usually includes a tinfoil hat worn on the head to block out the mind control waves or chemtrails.
Did you hear that Ryan got coded at school for wearing a tinfoil hat around class?
Dang, I knew he was paranoid, but not that much of a tinfoil hatter!
by sebacostamr November 23, 2018
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Titfalsaf

Means do not be a philosopher, or do not act like you are smart.
Don't titfalsaf , we all know that you aren't as smart as you think you are
by KalbHimar December 20, 2018
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Tinfoilchef

A miner and builder on the Hermitcraft Minecraft server. He spends most of his time mostly mining, but on occasion he builds exciting builds.
Billy: Ok I'm going to mine

Bob: Make sure you pull a tinfoilchef and mine a lot
by Maccadam December 29, 2021
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