terd wrestler

plumber, see also over paid pee moper

Call the terd wrestler, the toilet is over flowing

by Fish November 10, 2004

terd clot

Constipation, being bunched up, or just unable to shit.

Damn man, I haven't been able to crap for a week...I must have a terd clot!

by Halo Kid September 21, 2003

Terd Mongler

One that steals terds and or eats them

My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!

by Ruffcat March 8, 2004

terd herder

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!

"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

terd leg

Terd leg is a completely filled blunt.it is the biggest possible blunt rolled,without adding more blunt paper.orginating in POLK COUNTY,FL..given the name due to the blunt being as big as a leg,and being brown like a terd..off the wall but quite accurate.

Man I'm zooted!,that terd leg did me in!...let's roll up another one,bu-laaahhhh!!!

by GsampS May 16, 2010

Terd Burglar

A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.

After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.

by Nolan Smart December 28, 2005