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I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
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Eat My Pussy From The Back
by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019
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S.T.B

"Sh*t the bed". Used when something particuarly unfortunate occurs.
Examples include, sh*tting the bed or even worse going home early after a night out in Liverpool, returning back to your unnamed hotel and soiling the carpet and walls (?) of a whole hotel corridor. Of course, to emphasise your stupidity, you will first take off the majority of your clothes, 'hide' them in a hotel cleaning cupboard for no apparent reason and alert the german workmen staying in the same hotel of the treat you've created outside their door by banging on it loudly shouting "2 world wars and 1 world cup".

You will of course complete the embrassing episode by losing your watch, wallet and mobile phone and then be "showered down" by one of the disgusted hotel bar staff (who will have found you unconscious).

Your first comment in the morning will thus be; "S.T.B".
by James Britton February 1, 2006
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t-bags T BONE t-baggin t-bagging T-Bomb t-boned T.B.I T-Bar T-Bus t-boy

G.T.B.M.C

Mz Pretty Was Walking Trying To Look Cute And Broke Her Heel And She Fell I Was Like What Do They Say G.T.B.M.C (GotsToBeMoCareful)
by GhettoQueen July 28, 2019
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T.O.F.T.B

Tits out for the boys
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.
Woah, check out that woman, outstanding T.O.F.T.B. dear god spare my eyes
by pumpkinhead99 November 6, 2010
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Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton
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R.T.F.U.O.T.B.

Acronym for "roll the fuck up out this bitch," another way of saying "leave."
Origins trace back to white kids who listen to Lil' Jon too much and are too lazy to use actual words.
Josh: "Are we leaving yet?"
Jim: "Yeah let's R.T.F.U.O.T.B."
by jayohb33 November 5, 2008
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I.T.B

by CJ McMastaKewlio(2) February 9, 2009
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