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"Sh*t the bed". Used when something particuarly unfortunate occurs.
Examples include, sh*tting the bed or even worse going home early after a night out in Liverpool, returning back to your unnamed hotel and soiling the carpet and walls (?) of a whole hotel corridor. Of course, to emphasise your stupidity, you will first take off the majority of your clothes, 'hide' them in a hotel cleaning cupboard for no apparent reason and alert the german workmen staying in the same hotel of the treat you've created outside their door by banging on it loudly shouting "2 world wars and 1 world cup".

You will of course complete the embrassing episode by losing your watch, wallet and mobile phone and then be "showered down" by one of the disgusted hotel bar staff (who will have found you unconscious).

Your first comment in the morning will thus be; "S.T.B".
S.T.B by James Britton February 1, 2006
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Commonly referred to as "smoke that bowl"
S.T.B by Paul Behnke March 7, 2008
Short for "Sexually Transmitted Bruise," referring to bruise marks that appear from biting the skin of a sexual partner.
Did you see the marks on his neck? She totally gave him a S.T.B.
S.T.B. by Dain22 March 17, 2009

S.T.B.Y. 

Your cat got hit by a car? S.T.B.Y.!
S.T.B.Y. by blslut666 March 21, 2007

S.T.B.123 

When one proclaims an urgency, to smoke that bowl.
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g.t.b.y.h.s.t. 

Go to bed you have school tomorrow
Bro i cant sleep
G.t.b.y.h.s.t..i can
g.t.b.y.h.s.t. by Momo mo September 30, 2020

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S
I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S
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