A T-Bomb may or may not be the most? metrosexual/homosexual you know.
If your friend cries three times a day or drinks only three shots of vodka so he is buzzed but not drunk, he is most likely a T-Bomb. If he does both, there is no doubt that he is a T-Bomb, and you should immediately "T him up".
There are some seemingly redeeming qualities to a T-Bomb, however, upon closer inspection, these are actually not as straight-forward as they might appear.
Take for example a hypothetical situation in which one T-Bomb drives through a drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and orders a milk shake. One T-Bomb would procede to throw the milk shake back at the drive-thru attendant, yelling "Bomb's Away!" The milk shake would explode on the attendant and the one T-Bomb would excalim "I am the greatest". One T-Bomb's friends would laugh in agreement.
Now, this situation may "prove" that one T-Bomb is "manly" and "straight". But one must only look at one T-Bomb's motives to see his ulterior motvies. One T-Bomb is clearly trying to impress his friends in an effort to get them into bed with him.
Thus, in all aspects, a T-Bomb is the most metrosexual/homosexual you know.
Oh, and he doesn't like to get John John, or for that matter, anything more than a simple John on the cheek.
If your friend cries three times a day or drinks only three shots of vodka so he is buzzed but not drunk, he is most likely a T-Bomb. If he does both, there is no doubt that he is a T-Bomb, and you should immediately "T him up".
There are some seemingly redeeming qualities to a T-Bomb, however, upon closer inspection, these are actually not as straight-forward as they might appear.
Take for example a hypothetical situation in which one T-Bomb drives through a drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and orders a milk shake. One T-Bomb would procede to throw the milk shake back at the drive-thru attendant, yelling "Bomb's Away!" The milk shake would explode on the attendant and the one T-Bomb would excalim "I am the greatest". One T-Bomb's friends would laugh in agreement.
Now, this situation may "prove" that one T-Bomb is "manly" and "straight". But one must only look at one T-Bomb's motives to see his ulterior motvies. One T-Bomb is clearly trying to impress his friends in an effort to get them into bed with him.
Thus, in all aspects, a T-Bomb is the most metrosexual/homosexual you know.
Oh, and he doesn't like to get John John, or for that matter, anything more than a simple John on the cheek.
Markese is a T-Bomb
by T Him Up April 01, 2004
Stands for Tool-Bomb.
When a person is a big time tool, but gets upset when friends constantly remind him of this. Friends use this phrase, often in conjunction with "t-ing him up" to soften the otherwise harsh blow.
Characteristics include:
-Crying while listening to John Mayer
-Being ultra-sensitive
-Not shaving neck
-Slam poetry
-Homosexual tendancies
When a person is a big time tool, but gets upset when friends constantly remind him of this. Friends use this phrase, often in conjunction with "t-ing him up" to soften the otherwise harsh blow.
Characteristics include:
-Crying while listening to John Mayer
-Being ultra-sensitive
-Not shaving neck
-Slam poetry
-Homosexual tendancies
Markese is the T-Bomb.
by Jeff John March 31, 2004
A large, heavy turd. So named for the "t" that starts the word "turd" and the "explosion" it creates upon hitting the toilet water. T-bombs are often the result of massive consumption of constipation-causing foods, and they are often referenced in tandem with a city that has famously been bombed (Hiroshima, Baghdad, etc).
"I knew I shouldn't have drank that case of beer. I just dropped a five megaton t-bomb on my toilet and now it looks like Dresden!"
by BBV4LYFE March 03, 2008
me: "Hey im about to go drop a t-bomb on Mr. Crapper"
friend: "Okay, but you better shut the door to control the blast!"
friend: "Okay, but you better shut the door to control the blast!"
by chevygirl057 September 20, 2010
Teacher: Excuse me jonny, what are you doing over there?
Jonny: Yo sir, give me a minute. Im just t-bombing some broad about tonight!
Jonny: Yo sir, give me a minute. Im just t-bombing some broad about tonight!
by Percilla1223 May 11, 2009
Woke left positive slang for a transgender truth bomb. Can be used to describe a transgender person whos's super slay.
by sparxxe July 15, 2023
by William Forrester February 09, 2009