Maga-syphilitic

Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.

I was flying back to Texas last week and noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?

by Bangd Ingow November 12, 2022

Syphili

When a person contracts more than one case of syphilis and becomes a mutation giving them an extra head (not the regular head... you know)

When Haley got another case of syphilis from Erin she got syphili and produced a penis to go along with the vagina that was already sickened by syphilis.

by BTCHZNDHOEZ November 30, 2010

Syphilis

A sexually transmitted disease. Usually found from sleeping with dirty women.

Matt Jannsens had sex with some hog (ashley nutting) and contracted Syphilis. Word.

by xB00-RADLEYx September 23, 2009

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

syphillis

1.A disease carried by blood sucking monsters, a.k.a women,
who disguise themeselves as beautiful desirable beings to ruin a mans life.
2. see succubus

Gabe is such a whore, she fucked around on tommy and now he has syphillis.

by Luke Shambaugh May 14, 2006

airborne syphilis

When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room

Co-worker 1: I can't believe she is such a whore
Co-worker 2: She's so full of syphilis I think it's airborne.

....

Girl: What is wrong doctor?

Doctor: You were such a dirty whore you created a new strand of syphilis, I'm afraid you are the cause of airborne syphilis

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

mouth syphilis

C0llege 1o1 Definition of MOUTH SYPHILIS: no its not a new STD its the inability to speak in front of friends family & complete strangers. Symptoms: words come out fumbled, jumbled or not at all. And can be past like a verbal STD (no sex required)

Mouth syphilis. when you say: "i swear to drunk i aint." as opposed to "i swear i aint drunk"

by naughtycowgirl February 4, 2010