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Dirty Symonds

In a 69 position, man on top, remove the penis from the girls mouth and rub your anus over her mouth resutling in shit streaked lips, similar to cricketer Andrew Symonds famous zinced lips.
Shelly ; last night just as I thought Chris was gonna splooge down my throat he pulled out and gave me the Dirty Symonds!

Mary ; Howzat!!!!
by spanther December 18, 2008
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symmone

a person who was once obsessed with me. until she stole the damn beanbag from me and alex. so i whacked her over the head. thus, she went and made out with dave. thus some other poor girl who lusts after dave went off crying in the backyard with brooke. who was upset that i, alex, was getting my nipples licked by alex.

symmone had a bracelet with a lock of daves hair on it. one night she awoke to discover it was missing, and there was hair in her mouth.
alex: get off the lounge fatty
symmone: NO.
alex: WHACK
by alex blows goats September 8, 2003
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The Simione

A fat mole who teachers students at high school and eats KFC in class. Wears frumpy clothes, dark sunglasses and bad makeup. Mrs Simione is also very lazy... and fat.. Gets made jokes of by many students..
Gee that Mrs Simione is a fat mole! Look! She's eating KFC in class again!! *hurls*
by Alexia April 12, 2005
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symmone

1)a person with a tendancy to torment alex and her phobia of clowns and rat in a hat
2)see fucktard
3)a person in no way related to alextopia
symmone-"Dave is hot"
Alex (in exasperation)-"BAHH! i hate you"
Symmone- "nooo you don't"
by i rape donkeys August 17, 2003
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symmone

alex - symmone is fat
alex (to symmone) - shut up fatty
by alex blows goats September 19, 2003
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Symmone Clark

Symmone Clark is an amazing young lady with an incredible attention to detail.
She has an energy similar to Scarlett Johansson and has the ability to make all the boys around her fall in love with her.
She is usually described with 'Theres just something about her' So if you manage to catch her hold on tight cause your in for a ride!
Symmone Clark will knock your socks off.
by Ginny Cats February 4, 2010
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Symonym

Symonyms is a common joke made in classes to describe the common mispronounciation of the word synonym. Many people will say Symonym instead of Synonym, hence it is a modern meme.
"It's a symonym for... Oh, no, I said Symonym!"
by Ut non uno June 6, 2018
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