poon swooper

One who swoops up on another poon.

Ben is a notorious poon swooper.

by Ro-Dizzle May 28, 2006

Snoozerville

Snoozerville is a place of restville sleep that is so good that you would have to have been there to recognize such a
euphoric state of relaxation.

"Now that the 11 o'clock news is over, it is time to go to Snoozerville so I can get up early in the morning".

by Robert T. Westbrook November 7, 2007

Snoozery

A lengthy conversation or email about something so boring it causes attention deficit disorder, and/or narcolepsy due to extreme disinterest.

Oh geez, that guy likes to tell me all the details of his boring work issues from start to finish - what a Snoozery !

by KeiraC March 29, 2009

Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

by SteveySA October 12, 2009

snoozer

someone who says they are hustlen heavy, but they sleep on the block, make no money, or like u aint finsh your drinks, you snoozen on that juice man

yo b, u see all them custys why u lackin fuckin snoozer

by Gage211 January 11, 2008

Swooze

To get totally smashed(drunk).

Dude, i got way swoozed yesterday! It was AWESOME man!

by x.XKoryX.x February 18, 2009

Skoozer

Someone sickening, ugly, awful, annoying, or anything derogitory. Can be used in any situation. Variations: Skooze, Skoozey, Skooze Bag

That guy is such a skooze! Ugh! How could he date a skoozer like HER?!

Hey Skoozey, what's up?!

-Who is that?
_Who?
-Her.
-Oh... shes a skoozer. She dated 13 guys in the past month.

by acon1 December 23, 2008