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swoll show

The act of working out with the goal of getting jacked. A hard workout will leave one's muscles 'swoll' enough for the whole world to see.
Jim: Where you going dude?
Bobby: Just heading to the gym to get my swoll show on.


Andy: Damn dude, you look huge.
Bobby: Yeah, I know, just got my swoll show.


Rakesh: Why the hell are you trying to curl more than your body weight?
Bobby: Shut the fuck up, I'm getting my swoll show on.
by BlazenBobby February 15, 2009
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receiver of swollen goods

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)
Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods
by Vanian August 15, 2012
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Swoll

Ebonics for "Swollen", as in getting "swollen" or "buff" at the gym.
Yo, after a couple months at the Y, i'll be a swoll motherfucka.
by Phat E November 25, 2002
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Swallow Sapphire

"Swallow Sapphire" is the fan nickname for the Danny/Paulina coupling in the popular TV show Danny Phantom.

Though not many people know it, but there are many who support this pair. But it's more commonly known to be a side pairing, unlike it's more popular rivals Danny/Sam Amethyst Ocean, and Danny/Valerie Gray Ghost.

Each shipper to their pairing
Each pairing to their show
May there be many fanfics
So all the world will know
You love your ship very much
and hope for it to grow.
Swallow Sapphire seen in:

Parental Bonding-- one-sided
Lucky in Love-- very slight
Doctors' Disorders-- Slight one-sided
Beauty Marked-- slight with only self interests in mind
Reality Trip-- minor
by Shipper Anon. September 11, 2008
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swoller derby

noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.

2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.

3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1.

"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"

2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
by mikekais September 24, 2013
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swallowing my children

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum
My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children
by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015
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Swolliosis

Swolliosis is a medical condition in which the sufferer experiences a feeling of being too muscular for the world around them and, in some cases, the ability to lift too much damn weight.
Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis
by CountryMack25 July 24, 2015
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