swollen boosterseat

Noun---the act of having to drive yourself to the hospital after being "pink-socked"

Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.

by Martian12 February 21, 2014

Swollen Beaver

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.

Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.

by DreamcastERA March 9, 2018

Swoger

A very cool guy who aspires to be a rapper and is committed to only 1 who is very beautiful person.
Usually surrounds himself with genuine people and can spot people using him.
Usually very calm but when he gets angry all hell gets loose.
Very horny.

"Bruh did you hear what swoger said in his latest track?"
"Yeh bruh,he finna kill the rap industry"

by CheeseBisquit69 February 19, 2019

swole sister

A fit, strong, healthy, hard-bodied woman who lifts weights as part of her lifestyle.

One advantage of being a swole sister is it prevents pathetic, mousy chumps from thinking they have a shot with you.

by jimibulgin January 20, 2012

Jew swoggle

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.

" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"

by Chris the Catholic Jew hater May 5, 2010

swolefie

A picture of yourself at the gym taken by a conceited bro on steroids in hopes to answer the age old question: Do you even lift?

Vinny: Bro, do you even lift?
Jimmy: Look at my last swolefie I posted on instagram.

by Leonarmil May 9, 2014

Swoleosis

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

Related terms:
Swole

"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."

by AirChair February 3, 2009