smuttering

The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.

"This is unbelievable, just unbelievable." John, quit your smuttering, I don't care.

by mdubuya May 6, 2014

sluttering

Drunk to the point of slurring, slutting, stuttering

"She was already sluttering and it wasn't even dark yet."

by bombmomdotcom January 25, 2015

Stuttering John

A hottie that used to be on the Howard Stern show and used to fght with Robin Quivers alot.

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by Andi March 18, 2005

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

Sweatering

the act of wearing a sweater

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.

by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012

Shettering

Shettering (Verb): When someone is angry or annoyed and filled with rage due to incompetence or mistakes being made or just fed up with policies which do not make practical sense and they direct their anger at someone by making them feel small and unintelligent through various tactics.

I screwed up at work and my boss was Shettering all over me!

by TXGFS June 4, 2020

stuttering wookie

noun To place the end of a didgeridoo between a woman's legs on her vagina and blow really hard.

April forgot her name when her boyfriend gave her a stuttering wookie

by sephcathcass January 6, 2010