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Garlic eating surrender monkeys

What a surprise... the Garlic eating surrender monkeys have lost again.
by jellyxx_xxbaby March 14, 2011
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suspended

(v.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"
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the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time
Nobody could stand Bill's threads because they were so tired, but he still couldn't understand why everyone hated on him. To clarify, Reu told him, "Bill, you have reposted nearly the entire article archive of The Onion, and I've handed you just as many late passes. In light of this fact alone, you're suspended!"
by Elliott September 10, 2005
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n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.
"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."
by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004
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mutual surrender

Its when two fat people try to fuck but cant because of their bellies ( in the way) so the both agree to masterbate
He wont be able to get to her stuff and she cant get to his.... thats a mutual surrender
by 1212inc. February 7, 2014
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Sexy Suspender Striptease

To perform an act of fornification upon yourself.
Dr. Robotnik performed a Sexy Suspender Striptease back in early 2007.
by nwt0 February 16, 2009
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surrender monkey

A frenchman. French people in general are ill tempered and, as history has shown, total cowards.
As soon as the nazis entered france, france surrendered and the nazis walked into paris without opposition. Damn surrender monkeys.
by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009
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