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eye surectomy

Surgical procedure to sever the connection between your eyes and your ass hole that gives you a shitty outlook on life.
With your attitude today , you should make an appointment with your doctor to have an eye surectomy.
by Ruphert H Humperdink November 30, 2018
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Janushan Suresh 9CEP

A great man, often gets his work done before the lesson. For some reason always gets SA'd.
OMG, Ur such a Janushan Suresh 9CEP
by WaaWaabby22 March 30, 2022
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Sujaash Suresh

The Greatest
He is the definition of the most perfect human.

He is beautiful
He is sexy and gets all the girls.
His cock is measured to be the biggest ever seen in the world.
Last time he showed it to the world it was like a blessing for every human on the world.

He cured 20 Millions of blind people.
He also is rich without trying.

He is the best ever to exist
by Derio May 16, 2023
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Matt Surette

A veery handsome, sexy and hilarious man who makes all the women swoon.
"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"

"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023
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fo sures

for sure, you got it, sure i can, letting someone know you are able to do something
"you got it fo sures"

"I will do that fo sures"
by vinah February 7, 2008
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sureity

I can say for absolute sureity that I am right.
by The moistener February 5, 2018
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bro-sures

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.
by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013
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