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Sure, Jan.

A sentence used to sarcastically dismiss another person's obviously fictitious story.

It originated in the 1995 movie "The Brady Bunch", a parody take on the TV series of the same name.

In one of the earlier scenes of the movie, Jan, one of the Brady children, wants to impress her family and makes up an obviously completely made-up story about having started dating a boy named George Glass at her school, every time someone in her family inquires about this boy, she keeps piling on the lies up until her older sister Marcia ends the conversation with a curt "Sure, Jan." faking agreement but clearly being so done with Jan's crap.
Donald Trump:
"The aid my administration brought to Puerto Rico was a complete success, we did better than any other administration before!"

Everybody else:
"Sure, Jan."
by MapDark-Dark September 13, 2018
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Surely Marlarkey

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008
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surebang

A woman who shows interest in sleeping with you without any input by you whatsoever.

After you do a woman a favor and she "owes you one"

A slutty ex-girlfriend who will do you anytime anywhere
After you help a woman jumpstart her car, she's a surebang.

The cashier at the grocery store that always hits on you, she's a surebang.

"Man, she was hitting on you, she's a surebang."

Tim "I can't hook up with anyone"

Chuck "Call Ashley, she's a surebang"
by Thad Neal September 28, 2006
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Sure Mou

A reasuance to a statement, usually an amusing statement or a statement hard to believe
Friend: I got engaged yesterday

Me: Sure Mou
by Instagram @askz_officialz March 28, 2019
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im not sure actually

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.
Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.
by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009
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Sure, why not?

The way to end any and all conversations, discussions and arguments. The "whatever" of the new millennium.
Jane: "Do you think Obama is too thin to be the new President?"
Joe: "Sure, why not?"

Dan: "Hey, will you come and help me with some examples for this entry on Urban Dictionary?"
Leah: "Sure, why not?"

Dave: "Do you think that God, or perhaps even some higher spiritual power, does, actually exist?"
You: "Sure, why not?"
by Daniel_1982 September 28, 2008
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That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201
Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..
by Samanthaa* April 19, 2008
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