shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

slit spit

Generic term for ejaculate or other fluids produced by the female genitalia, usually during sexual arousal.

Joe - "So did you manage to get a ride out of that slapper you were chatting up last night?"
Seb - "Yeah, the dirty slut virtually flooded my bed with slit spit"
Joe - "Hmm, I think I can still see some smeared round your mouth actually".

by Rory EC January 14, 2007

slitzah

A derogatory term used to describe a person or an object closely resembling a moon rock or a kiteroll.

He was sitting on a rock, doing the 360 kiteroll when suddenly... SLITZAH moon rock style.

by LukaKuka October 11, 2007

silitits

breasts which are silicone enhanced

Why look at her silitits. They look as though someone stuck a cantelope in there

by photomik March 2, 2009

Slit Trench

A trench that is dug in the center of a defensive perimeter in order to be used as a latrine by soldiers.

We gotta dig a slit trench unless you wanna lay in shit all night.

by Rakkin' it December 14, 2008

slit voles stomach

A descriptive term for the vagina, referring to a small rodent's stomach. This term was much used in certain academic establishments in the United Kingdom to pass scrutiny during banterous exchanges pre-lecture.

"Hey Nige, we saw you dissapear with that lass from our politics group, did you pump the slit voles stomach?"

by KylianKyle March 9, 2017

Slit-Snot

The fluid that leaks out of a women’s vagina while she masturbates or during intercourse.

Wow Amanda! You came so hard you covered my sheets in slit-snot!!

by Superchunk5000 March 4, 2018