suave baloney

When your baloney is more charming than you are.

The baloney was very suave. I didn't know such a suave baloney could exist!

by baba loney April 16, 2019

Suave-B

The new more fun way to order a Sauvignon Blanc.

Yeah, I think I’ll try that Suave-B from New Zealand!

by Airshit July 11, 2022

Cyber Suave

Describes one who is amazing at wooing women via text or online chat. Generally not a woman he is involved with. This person is often socially inept in person.

Guy #1: "Aw man this girl I'm chatting with is getting all emotional, talking about feelings and shit, what do I do!?

Guy #2: "Go get Mike. He's the most cyber suave dude I know."

by Kee03 October 28, 2010

Rico suave

A good looking, well dressed, well put together, smooth talking man.

The guy hitting on my friend in the bar was a real Rico suave type, and she was falling for it.

by CatarinaAndArturo July 10, 2017

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

grande suave

1. Spanish Translation: Big Smooth

2. A man who is so cool that the term 'cool' could not be used. He is a man's man and the ladies love him. A 'G' of sorts.

"There goes grande suave, hes a G"

by swisherwhat!? October 21, 2009

ojay suave

A 6’5 Jamaican man that roasts people on his stream. If you call him James harden, gay(bendable), or anything insulting he will find all your information and roast the life out of you.

Person: Ojay you ugly asf 😂 James harden lookin ah

Ojay Suave: ....bro stop sucking me

by EnchatedFL February 25, 2023