Skeet-Stutter "SS"

1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to skeet.

1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.

by Ram April 2, 2004

Confusion Stutter

The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.

Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.

by jaydawg3000 July 3, 2009

Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.

Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by interregnum September 15, 2009

Pucker stutter

When someone scares you so bad, your asshole meets your mouth hole and you can’t make words.

Shit Jimmy, don’t scare me like that, you just gave me pucker stutter!

by Nofilter April 28, 2020

meth stutter

The act of tripping over your words, or stuttering

hey nice meth stutter there, chief!

by alltogetherbeautiful July 27, 2006

typing stutter

When an idiotic person usually a girl adds in extra letters to a word to appear cute or flirty, or simple cannot type.

Her typing stutter was absolutely unbearable, this kid needed to learn how to spell. "Ohhkayyss, seee yuuu nexxtt tiimee bbaby!"

by myxchemromance January 18, 2010

fuck stutter

An event during shagging in which one shagee suffers a mental interruption such as fleetingly noticing a pustulating spot on their co-shagger's forhead where the interruption is great enough to cause them to have to stop for a short period whilst they get back into the mood.

Oh shit, I just remembered that time when I burst in on your granny having a bath. give me a minute, will you?

by Nefeco March 10, 2004