The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.
by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008
The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.
"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."
"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
by Mattys4 February 21, 2016
Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.
by D Rail August 14, 2014
When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 15, 2016
The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
by El Hombre' July 03, 2012
A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.
Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
by Slye Scourge July 29, 2008
I was amazed to see little Amie scarf down that Poodle Strudel in just two bites. Thought she'd be full after her Pooch-kin in the park.
by 1502_sHeDCReePS December 29, 2020