structose

1-a foriegn missplaced object on ones upper lip
-mainly forgotten to be removed after intercourse

2- wet biscuit

Origin:Steelton

1"Hey melvin u got some structose right there"

2"DOnt turn my lunchable into a structose box"

by Manny K March 23, 2008

structranier

n. 1:A pussy.
2:an unfortunate state resulting from unfavorable outcomes
v. Not a suitable Infinity G35 driver.

1)Dude, I am having a "structranier" today, my I came late to class, my Infinity G53 was scratched at Trader Joes, and I bought a Mac Book.

2) That guy is such a "structranier", hey won't ask that girl out.

by RefriedBeaner November 12, 2006

structuralism

Structuralism is a philosophical dogma in which formalism has universal or meta-statical attributes.

Ie. The assumption that objects that are expressed formally can be extrapolated to meta-structures or meta-truths.

Structuralism is an attribute of German philosophers.

Structuralism should not be conflated with linearism which is intersubjective with negative formalism.

by sandraxine September 14, 2018

structural engineer

While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.

Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Architects Against Gay Engineers (A.A.G.E.) December 11, 2008

Structural Fart

A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.

The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.

Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".

I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.

Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.

by Colonel Saul Tigh May 11, 2009

Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.

Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.

by lowlights September 13, 2011

Structured Photos

A euphemism used to describe pornography. Often to avoid somebody catching on.

Bernard: where jake bro?
Samuel: dunno, probably checking out some structured photos. hasn't left his room all day
Melissa: oh really, Jakes into photography? hes so deep!
Samuel:..uh, yeah..
Bernard:haha

by Brickytamland June 25, 2009