stassie

1. Cupcake slut.
2. Drunken teacher.

e.g. that bumbling stassie just face planted in the school cafeteria.

by bitches be laughin' January 10, 2014

stress masturbate

When one engages in vigorous masturbation as a means of immediate stress relief.

After he was asked to re-do the assignment, Bryce went to stress masturbate before getting down to work.

by Williamsburg Rabbi February 9, 2015

hood stress

Some gangstas do suffer from hood stress. It means that these gangstas do their very best to be real gangstas and when they're always trying to show that they are gangstas, the consequences are: burn out, stress, etc...

Hey fella, relax! Put your gun down! Do you have some hood stress?

by heikki ekman April 17, 2006

stresslexic

Becoming dyslexic under stress, such as when taking a test.

You write "esle" instead of "else", => rather than >=, or 1200 rather than 12000.

Based on the errors you made on your test, I believe you may be stresslexic.

by Mark Hutchenreuther October 27, 2005

stress level elimination exercise plan

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.

BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.

by Pinky Star May 28, 2009

Stranson

The flap of your shirt that sits in top of your buttocks.

Hey Ileana, checkout that stranson over there.

Ileana: oh wow, that's a big stranson, she must be allergic to stransonite.

by Pitel the great April 13, 2011

stress-jerk

The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.

I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.

by College November 6, 2013