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stoat the ba'

Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.

How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.
Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:

"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"
by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008
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its a SOGA

its a SOGA

A SOGA stands for a Sort-of-Guy-Austin.
SOGA defies all norm of a typical straight male.Where normal teen boys dream and fantasize
about being chased and mobbed my Fan girls,a SOGA would rather curl up with his SkullCandy
headphone and be left alone.

SOGA has a sweet tongue which he uses in random times, and goes SCREEE SCREEE when he's being
chased by Men in white suits and big Nets.
SOGA males can also pull off tight denim pants and not look Awkward like 99.8% of the rest of
the males.
Person : Who's your idea guy?
Girl : its a SOGA
Person: wtf?
by S-A-D. April 25, 2009
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stigate

to get someone out of trouble.{as appose to instigate}
man A:i hate Mrs.Johnson
man B:yeah she always stigates for her class pet tom
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Stoaked

Ready to go, full of adrenaline and fired up for any challenge,usually involving steep mountains or homemade ramps.Common useage occurs mostly amongst mountain bike and skateboardy types. Others sportsmen do on occaision borrow this phrase.
I'm like totally stoaked after that gnarly mountain dude.

I'm like gonna just go out there and pull off a 1080 man, cause i'm like totally stoaked dude.
by Handwing July 21, 2005
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SoGarb

Southern Garbage.

Analogous to White Trash, but with a Southern orientation. A person classified as SoGarb could be someone with no college degree who drives a pickup, speaks with a southern accent, refers to people from the Northern US as "Yankees", eats a lot of fatty food, drinks a lot of cheap beer, and carries prejediced viewpoints.
Biily Joe from Alabama drives an old pickup with a confederate sticker on it. He likes getting drunk while watching NASCAR races. Billy Joe dropped out of high school, and speaks very poor English, carrying a strong southern accent and using words such as "y'all" or "aint". Billy Joe is Southern Garbage - or SoGarb.
by RMK1 July 29, 2006
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SoGamed

I like to post on Sogamed.com.
by SoGamed wanna-be :) July 20, 2003
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