Similar to beer goggles, Stevens Goggles involves drinking copious amounts of liquor or beer until females (who are normally about a 3 out of 10) become unusually attractive (about a 7 out of 10). This name is derived from the technological institute of higher learning in Hoboken, NJ, at which a very small percentage of the student body is female (~25%). Of those females, only a small percentage are attractive (~5%). Unlike beer goggles, the amounts of liquor required to make Stevens females look reasonably decent is several orders of magnitude greater than the amount required to kill a herd of cattle.
-OMFG we're going to chug everclear, let's toast: STEVENS GOGGLES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!
-Recently, a group of Stevens females was seen running from a very drunk man with a harpoon gun claiming to be Captain Ahab. Later in the evening, a group of males was seen trying to have sex with the same girls; they appeared to all be suffering from a case of Stevens Goggles. The next day, three men were found drowning in their own vomit on the sidewalk outside of the dormitory.
-Recently, a group of Stevens females was seen running from a very drunk man with a harpoon gun claiming to be Captain Ahab. Later in the evening, a group of males was seen trying to have sex with the same girls; they appeared to all be suffering from a case of Stevens Goggles. The next day, three men were found drowning in their own vomit on the sidewalk outside of the dormitory.
by excelsiorjss November 26, 2007
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Made songs such as wild world, How Can I Tell You, and Peace Train...
He is An Angel out of this world...
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A Charity person, who always gives to the poor and the needy...
by sara bow January 29, 2005
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1.Lead singer of the band The Audition.
2.Gorgeous.
3.Talented.
4.Funny.
5.A buff dude who enjoys playing Hockey; A real man's man.
6.Loves country music, especially Rascal Flatts.
7.Has better hair than all the scene girls who adore him.
Danny Stevens=God
2.Gorgeous.
3.Talented.
4.Funny.
5.A buff dude who enjoys playing Hockey; A real man's man.
6.Loves country music, especially Rascal Flatts.
7.Has better hair than all the scene girls who adore him.
Danny Stevens=God
Girl:Danny Stevens is so hot!
Girl 2:Who is that?
Girl:The lead singer of the Audition. They're playing next, before All Time Low.
Girl 2:Oh ok, I'm gonna go buy my merch. I wanna meet Vinny Vegas...
Girl:No, he's such a loser! Watch them.
*watches*
Girl 2: I love Danny Stevens! He's a God! So much better than Alex Gaskarth!!!
Girl 2:Who is that?
Girl:The lead singer of the Audition. They're playing next, before All Time Low.
Girl 2:Oh ok, I'm gonna go buy my merch. I wanna meet Vinny Vegas...
Girl:No, he's such a loser! Watch them.
*watches*
Girl 2: I love Danny Stevens! He's a God! So much better than Alex Gaskarth!!!
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The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.
The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.
Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens Connection played a concert on the school roof?! It was hilarious.
by OldSchoolDCfan January 10, 2012
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by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
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After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".
For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.
Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!
Hallusteve.
After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".
For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.
Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!
Hallusteve.
Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.
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