A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
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Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
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This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
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by G.c June 8, 2014
Get the brian stanleyd mug.Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.
sterling Stanley is Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.
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Sports Arena in Downtown Los Angeles; which hosts the LA Kings, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, and few indoor tennis competitions.
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