A very attractive and skilled YouTuber. He has blonde hair and a smile that makes girls fall to the floor and die. He also has an adorable laugh.
Person 1: StandardTristan is so cute, and I love his videos!
Person 2: I know, right? I bet he'd be good in bed.
Person 2: I know, right? I bet he'd be good in bed.
by Kiley<3 March 28, 2010
Get the StandardTristan mug.The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns
man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now
Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works
Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works
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The Music Industry Standard Response is the general reply you will get from emailing or calling someone in the music industry. IE: NO FRIGGIN REPLY WHATSOEVER... NONE, RADIO SILENCE, A VOID OF COMMUNICATION, Absolutely bugger all response.
MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.
MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.
"Hi Sir, I would like to book the Bum Luvin' Criminals for my wedding, do you think they would like $10k ?"
*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)
...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.
*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)
...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.
by WhateverIamtoobusyforthis December 15, 2011
Get the Music Industry Standard Response mug.The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event
a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00
by RobertMH January 17, 2008
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by A Ginger Ned February 24, 2005
Get the standard code mug.BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.
Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
by The-Handle July 23, 2014
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