Sashimi Stache

The act of smearing vaginal secretion above the lip of a person.

Sally swiped her fingers through her vagina and gave Mark a sashimi stache.

by cwest13 October 17, 2009

Miss-stache

a mustache that is visible on a female, or any other visible facial hair on a female that resembles a mustache.

Jen had a very visible miss-stache, it was thick and quite unattracticve.

by Hail P. Plinlog May 22, 2007

cop stache

If a cop doesn't have a mustache, he's a rookie. There are no known exceptions to this rule. Cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the "gang tattoo" they use. Independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. The cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.

Police Chief: "You're no longer a rookie, Johnson. Grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction."

by Pacati October 22, 2007

poop stache

A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.

Evelyn: "Look at John, isn't he a hottie?"

Abby: "Yeah, too bad he has a poop stache"

by brittany snow February 2, 2008

Chester Stache

When a guy grows a moustache that makes him look slightly more like a Chester the Molester.

GUY 1: Like my moustache?
GUY 2: Sweet, you got a chester stache. Boy do you look like a Chester the Molester.

by JP3FN March 4, 2008

vaginal stache

Any hairy vagina were the pubic hairs look like there making a mustache.

Sallys vaginal stache was very grose.

by The tenth level dragon killer February 9, 2010

gap-stache

A moustache with the middle section of hair missing causing a gap between the hair.

Could also be considered the reverse Hitler moustache.

I saw the mugshot of the guy trying to smuggle heroin in lollipops, and that was the first time I ever saw a guy with a gap-stache.

by oldkid6 June 15, 2012