2 definitions by oldkid6

gap-stache

A moustache with the middle section of hair missing causing a gap between the hair.

Could also be considered the reverse Hitler moustache.

I saw the mugshot of the guy trying to smuggle heroin in lollipops, and that was the first time I ever saw a guy with a gap-stache.

by oldkid6 March 7, 2012

Long In The Tooth, meaning you are getting too old and possibly looking haggard.

I thiink she's hot but I cannot be sure from this distance.
Well, when I got up close I am thinking she's LITT.

by oldkid6 June 29, 2015