stab me with a knife

The expression for an overwhelming of feelings (usually good, sometimes bad) in which no other phrase captures the essence of the feelings.

Jeffrey just asked me to marry him, stab me with a knife, I love that guy so much.

by 123britneysoears September 3, 2016

stab some gash

The act of using your erect penis to penetrate a vagina. Was mentioned in the movie "Pain & Gain" in a scene where Michael Rispoli (Frank Griga) invites Mark Wahlberg (Danny Lugo) to go out and stab some gash (find girls for sex).

Ey Mikey, let's go find a few broads and stab some gash.
I was in Miami last summer and I met so many girls, I was stabbing gash.

by Negro-Damus August 15, 2017

stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey April 23, 2018

Stab alley

In a country or city where guns are illegal or otherwise hard to own, knife crime is far more likely. In these places, the most seedy, crime-ridden spot is called "stab alley".

Man, I wish I didn't have to drop my package off at the post office in stab alley. They really should open one in the nice part of town.

by my name is not billy February 1, 2021

stab inn

A tavern located in a less salubrious part of town where violence is commonplace.

"Been in The Empire Bar lately?"
"No chance. That place is a stab inn."

by udticket October 21, 2015

stab the squirrel

A phrase that is a reference to having sex with a girl while she is on her period. It makes more scene if you think of you penis as the "stabbing" tool and her vagina as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bloody mess.

Really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

Note: Stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.

Guy 1: Katie is on her period so last night I had to stab the squirrel.

Guy 2: Dude, that's really gross and I honestly don't want to know. *shudder*

**probably a phrase that "hillbillies" are most likely to use/know

by ariel.is.awesome February 28, 2011

stab and grab

the ghetto ass mini mart up the street where you will probably will get stabbed as soon as you step out of your car. (murder mart)

whitney:"Jim, go get me a 40 oz at the stab and grab"
Jim:"Bitch, I ain't crazy!"

by weej December 18, 2004