Sinus and Coitus

Sinus and Coitus are two very important functions in mathematics. The derivative (which gives the slope of a function at the point) of sinus is coitus. And the derivative of coitus is coitus interruptus, because you need to interrupt the function to measure its slope. Usually people will look at you really weird when you use those terms, because they are not used such high mathematics.

Person 1: Mathematics homeworks was really hard last night. The sinus and coitus excercises were kind of tricky, but coitus interruptus? Nah man. I went to sleep early and decided to finish coitus interruptus later
Person 2: wtf?

by SKYNET853 October 3, 2022

srini

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by homeslice23 December 26, 2007

Srina

A small little Indian boy with a green card who LOVES to nap.

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-Heyy who's that boy sleeping over there??

-Ohh it just Srina

by 69condomroses March 6, 2010

The Srinivas Scale

The scale to determine how srinivasy and black you are

What are you on the srinivas scale???

by Srinibobs November 2, 2021

Srini

the act of taking an unearthly violent shit. a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

Me: Walking into my interview they asked me to take a drug test. Instead I srinied my pants.
Kenneth: Damn nigga, that nasty.

by The Dark Shitter February 3, 2014

srinivas

the epitome of cool.

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by srinivas January 24, 2005

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

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oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020