Jackie squirt

The most legendary squirt of them all, can only be obtained by boyfriend dick.

Have you ever made her squirt? Yeah I got that Jackie squirt all over me brooo.

by Dasquirt December 19, 2020

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squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

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Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

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The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe

Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.

Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.

by 🐺 March 27, 2020

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flirt and squirt

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

by travlax April 24, 2009

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squirtpie

A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.

#1
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
#2
John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!

by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015

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