Squidward

DON'T BE A SQUIDWARD!!!

"Squidward is a jerk

by Emkuda December 10, 2018

Squidward

A Dicknosed Squid whos on nickoloden Titled: Spongebob Squarepants is the most hated Creature in bikini bottom annoyed by A Retarted Starfish and a gay sponge named Spongebob and patrick
Bad at clarinet a famous Creepypasta called
Squidwards Suicide

Patrick: Hey spongebob!
Spongebob: What thwe fuck do you want Patrick?
Patrick: Lets go bother Squidward
Spongebob: Great idea!
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Spongebob: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: What?! Can't you see i'm in the middle of a clarinet Practice!
Spongebob: Oh
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Spongebob: Give me an a buddy!
Squidward: -Plays Clarinet-
Spongebob: Squidward is my best friend in the world! -plays Bass horribly- Squidward is my best friend in the sea! -Shoots bass chip at a portrait os squidward- -It screams-
Spongebob: Squidward-
Patrick: -climbs on the window- -Loves Patrick more than Spongebob!
Spongebob: -Shuts window- And Patrick is a dirty rotten stinky friend stealer -breaks Bass- um... I can fix that
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Person 1: Hey theres a new episode of Spongebob!

Annoying Fankid: OMG what is it!?
Person 1: Well your not old enough you'll have nightmeres!
Annoying Fankid: OMFG just tell me!
Person 1: Fine its Squidwards Suicide!
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Annoying Fankid: I hate you your crizing Squidward
Horrible Noob: I don't give a single shit!
Spongebob Patrick Spongebob Squarepants Nickoloden

by TheSpouceOfShadowTheHedgehog January 25, 2016

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 27, 2003

Squidward

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight

Squidward was being pasty again.

by Nick Brady March 6, 2009

Squidward

The saggy part of a beanie when someone wears a beanie.

Do you like that guy's beanie. Yeah he's rocking the squidward

by Squidwardlover328 March 3, 2011

The Squidward

Stuffing your dick and balls against a glass window thus resembling Squidward's face.

My favorite way to pass time on the bus is to do The Squidward.

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

by Flealan February 23, 2008