Squidward

When a male place his member on the face of other person, imitating the nose of the TV character Squidward

Oh look, Jimmy has fallen sleep, let's make him a Squidward

by San Sánchez May 16, 2020

Squidward

Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.

Don't be a squidward.

by Chovey March 15, 2021

Squidward

Seen Santa, loves music,thinks gary is a hillbilly,hates spongebob,dancer,hates his job, been in a movie

Heres a example read the button I wish I wasn't here right now button don't be a squidward

by Emkuda December 9, 2018

Squidward

Someone who takes the fun out of everything.

Wow, Rodrigo Sanchez doesn’t like spongebob. He’s such a squidward.

by Jitters10101 January 14, 2020

Squidward

When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.

Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"

Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"

by Downtown Tony July 15, 2010

Squidward

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016

squidward

a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.

hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.

by ? January 11, 2004