Spurkles

To have skinny, disproportionate sparrow like legs

You've got legs like spurkles

by Lady_T April 20, 2017

Sturdle My Doodle

When someone draws a crude drawing of you and masturbate to it while eating mac and cheese in a clown costume. It can also be used when someone jacks off to a picture of sponge bob while watching The Jake Paul fucks Logan Paul Hentai Movie by Walt Disney.

Hey I Sturdle my doodle every fucking day after chubuccling my fcfooplin and quacksllin up crackalin and googaflin in the doopapooshugooplin with jaflipomninaflinopooshitfuckcuntalinasslinaaaalomlin.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin January 6, 2018

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019

spurkle

A very caring person

Good snek gurl spurkle

by Not the real Asriel October 25, 2019

Spurkle

To go offline for long periods of time with no explanation or reason.

"where tf is john?"
"sorry guys I pulled a spurkle."

by Tsukite March 10, 2021

spurgleflart

to punch/kick in the nuts.

Jennifer: John, I've been cheating on you. John: If you had nuts I'd so spurgleflart you right now.

by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021

spurple moment

A moment in which you do something very dumb, but also achieve the goal that was set.

James: Finally, I completed my task after trying multiple stupid ways of completing it
Sean: This is a spurple moment

by spurple July 16, 2021