Jamaican Spray Tan

Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.

Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

by NotGemstar October 25, 2017

say it don't spray it

1. A clever rhyming phrase used to discourage someone who spits when he or she talks from spitting in your face and an attempt to make him or her enunciate more clearly.
2. A simple way to remember what to do during sexual intercourse, especially if you don't have a condom. A reminder to inform your partner you are about to ejaculate before you actually do, giving him or her the warning he or she needs to prepare. Especially necessary during heterosexual intercourse in which a pregnancy is not desired.

1. Joe: "Sseven ssilver ssnakes ssat ssneakily, ssequesstered ssoldierss-"
Monica: "Dude! Say it don't spray it!"

2. Jacob: "Honey, I don't wanna knock you up, so how're we gonna do this?"
Mary: "Just remember, say it don't spray it. I need the warning so I can stop jiggling and you can pull out in time."

by roswell51 February 2, 2008

spray bottle

A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.

person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

by msTsquared March 25, 2016

Susie-sorry

A Susie-sorry is an apology made inadvertently by a person who is not at fault. It relates to a wrongdoer with a unique set of skills to turn a situation so that the victim feels the need to apologise.

In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.

Stuart apologised to Susie sincerely for what he had done, but on reflection realised he hadn't done anything wrong at all. She had been the perpetrator. He'd given her a Susie-sorry; an unbefitting apology.

by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022

Don't Feel Sorry For Us Ball

Basketball created by Joe Swanson from family guy its basically basketball for people on wheelchairs.

Peter: Joe can i play with you guys

Joe: Sorry Peter don't feel sorry for us ball doesn't accept your kind.

by ms619sa May 15, 2009

sorry ass mother fucker

A worthless,lazy, untrustworthy, person

John doe, will not get a job and he bums stuff all the time,he is a sorry ass mother fucker.

by Cdbennett800 March 23, 2016

Sorry, Vegas.

Originally stated on the @barstoolbroncos Instagram account in 2020, Sorry, Vegas is a term used when you are sports betting and win so much that you actually feel bad for taking Vegas’s money and feel the need to apologize.

It can also be used when you prevail in a situation when the odds are stacked against you.

The phrase “Sorry, Vegas.” sounds best when yelled or said with confidence

*You have $50 on the Boise State vs BYU basketball game. Boise state is a four point underdog and wins*. “SORRY, VEGAS!”

*You pass a midterm that you did not study for and should have failed* “SORRY, VEGAS!”

Big game today. Sorry, Wyoming and more importantly... Sorry, Vegas.

by Barstool Broncos December 12, 2020