sportsing

A generic term referring to he act of playing a sport.

"You guys were sportsing pretty hard out there."

"We sportsed our best and scored points, but the other team was sportsing pretty hard too, and they scored even more points."

by worldsfastestmasturbater January 15, 2014

sports bra

A marvelous invention allowing women to jog without shirts.

That young lady must feel so free in her sports bra.

by SarahShy May 13, 2009

sportsman's double

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007

Sports nerds

Sports nerds are people who have nothing to talk about other than sports. That is all they talk about. The only conversations they have with people are about sports.

Patricia-"The boys in this class are all sports nerds."
Lucy-"I know! All they talk about is football."

by Shane0229 October 22, 2013

Sports Penis

When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.

Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.

Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.

by stalegreen May 10, 2010

sportsophrenia

the sheer obsession with sports and a specific sports team to the extent that it affects your daily life and may become hazardous to your health

Lauren was such a sportsophrenia toward louisville basketball that she started crying when they lost.

by sarah b 1650 February 13, 2009

Sports Donkey

Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.

Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.

by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020