sprayed cactus

Pulling out after sex and ejaculating onto a stubble covered vagina

She hasnt shaved in 5 days and it was tearing me up! I just did my thing, sprayed cactus and I was outta there!

by goat71 December 12, 2007

spray and pray

Empty your machine gun magazine at target. Hope your attack will kill enemy, stop vehicle, etc...

Gangsters in the 30´s used a spray and pray tactic with their Tommy guns.

by CCKK June 21, 2004

Weasel spray

The fictitious spray one uses to rid itself of a completely dirty, nasty, cheating person who often looms around the office.

Hand me the weasel spray. I was just in a meeting with Jennifer and her remnants are still here.

by Respn April 22, 2017

Cop a spray

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.

My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!

by WingNut July 9, 2004

Cave Spray

The excess saliva that is accidentally 'spat' out of your mouth when yawning.

Omg dude, I don't want your cave spray on me!

by maccy419 July 12, 2010

spray the paint

to have an orgy / join in on an orgy

yo wanna spray the paint at his house tonight?

by rooserloom March 25, 2009

spray bottle

A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.

person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

by msTsquared March 25, 2016