Splatter Butt

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009

scrattocks

little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.

It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.

by Liger November 19, 2004

Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.

by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

splatter boxing

when a man and a woman are having intercourse and the woman punches the man's genitals until he cums.

Kyle: Why are you always having sex with your girl?
Sean: Because she is great at splatter boxing

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 30, 2022

Jam splatter

When a girl is on her period

'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'

by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012

splatter-poop

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before

Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!

by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007