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Pillow Spooning

The act of spooning with a girl that you want to have sex with. Instead of having sex you try and fight the urge by placing a pillow between you two. It is also called the S&L!
"Last night, I hecka wanted to bang this chick and all we ended up doing was pillow spooning till like 6 am"
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soonishly

(adv) presently, soon, in an indefinite amount of time, but not long
"I'll be over soonishly. Just gotta wax the cat and polish the dog"
by Summersnake September 26, 2013
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Spooniosis

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.
DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!
by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014
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spooning 2.0

Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that

Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0
by Brain hurt March 24, 2020
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7 spoons

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger
Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.
by MrAndy January 14, 2008
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Sit-Spooning

The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.
Alex, Kane and Taylor were sit-spooning in their family photo, taken when Alex was the oldest.
by stephaa June 1, 2011
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Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.
Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.
by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011
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