spoogemop

Any cloth, towel, article of clothing etc. that can be used quickly to clean up any spilled fluid such as semen from one's body.

When I heard my Mom coming up the stairs while I was ejaculating, I had to use my sock as a spoogemop.

by ogeebud January 11, 2009

Spooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: Penis and Scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Spooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.

3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!

4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money July 13, 2010

spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 6, 2011

Spooge-Mickey

When a male places his testicles atop his partners head making it look like they have mickey mouse ears

"Babe come here and let me give you a Spooge-Mickey"

by Daniel Liketofuck April 8, 2015

Spookeez

A song used in Friday Night Funkin' Week 2.

Guy1: I should really play Spookeez!
Guy2: Yeah, that song is seriously nice!

by Its a guy :D April 15, 2021

Spoogectomy

The efficient and expeditious removal of spooge, cum, jizz, semen or Pearl Cream by means of negative pressure oral evacuation.

“I’m bored. Wanna play ‘Doctor’?”
“Yeah; let’s start with a spoogectomy, Dr Kirby Hoover.”

by Montana Griz November 8, 2021

spoogesicum

It is a type of sperm or cum

Spoogesicum. -Peter Griffin

by spoogesicum August 21, 2022