honestly, there isn't one word to describe spozmai.
she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally.
her body: like a fucking goddess
her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours
her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY.
her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU.
she blessed blessed for real bro.
idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day.
so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3
(also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally.
her body: like a fucking goddess
her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours
her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY.
her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU.
she blessed blessed for real bro.
idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day.
so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3
(also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
spozmai is a beatiful mo'fucker. physically and spiritually? idk bitch u have a beutiful soul. peace out.
by spozria...maybe May 19, 2021
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The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.
The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.
After years of attempts, she finally succeeded in her lifelong goal to be a "half spoom"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"
by Kabatica April 12, 2010
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Get the spomph mug.Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.
Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.
Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.
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Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!
EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!
EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good
by captainDave January 12, 2008
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When someone says "Za Dom", you say "Spremni"
Croatian 1: Za Dom?
Croatian 2: Spremni!
When someone says "Za Dom", you say "Spremni"
Croatian 1: Za Dom?
Croatian 2: Spremni!
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