splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008

splunch

The meal you have when you get home from school or work that is after lunch but before supper.

Michelle splunched on cookies.

by Marianne Perkowski March 7, 2007

Slutcher

Someone who gets around, also know as a dirtbag or filth

That Lynsey has slept with at least 20 people in the last week, what a slutcher!

by shev_1 October 28, 2011

Splitch

Slang for when a girl/women fingers/ uses a sexual toy on her vagina whilst "wet". This is because it is the comical 'sound' a vagina makes while under pleasure/ "wet".

Yea, I bet she enjoys a bit of a splitch every now and then.

She splitched herself last night, maybe she was lonely.

I was woken up by my mother's spltiching last night.

by iGet-Some July 13, 2011

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008

Slutch

Someone who is both a slut, and a bitch at the same time. Primarily reserved for females.

More than one would result in slutches. Which I know can be found in a local bar.

Hey partner, did you get any of that fine pantymeat last night?

Nah, that slutch turned me down.

by mooseknucklehead February 14, 2010

sputch

non-specific term used to suggest intimate anatomy or genitalia without overtly identifying the specific area.
Often used for comedic effect.

"He kicked me right in the sputch!"

by Filk March 12, 2010