TIK TOK SPLOTCH

It is when you find a GOLD MINE TIK TOK money maker.

The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".

Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.

by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021

sploitz

Notable or heroic acts. Often modified by the adjective "mad" which implies an even greater magnitude of heroism.

Word of Rucianu's mad sploitz preceded him; indeed, the longer he battled against the oppressive forces of the Empire, the more famous he became to Rebel sympathizers across the galaxy.

by Jamikaze November 13, 2005

Splother

Pretention, over the top excess (used by the father of playwright and Yorkshireman Alan Bennett, quoted in Bennett's work)

We don't like a lot of splother round here

by rleach December 27, 2011

Splooz

n. A combination of jizz and spooge, the spooge being the more dominant of the 2 in the mixture. Spooge is usually a bit thicker and creamier than jizz, while jizz is more runny like coffee creamer. Splooz is thick but fast flying jizz.
v. When you wank off and splooz comes out.
adj.(sploozy)Easy going, smooth-man.

"Yo dawg, I was at this gurl's house last night and I was givin' it to her in the stink pipe, and then I whipped it out and sploozed all over that tight ass."
"O RLY?"
"Ya RLY, it was sploozy"

by Uncle_C May 30, 2006

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008

sploitz

Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.

Looks at amazingly cool cup at banquet table. "Man, that cup is sploitz!"

by MrWhistler July 4, 2005

Splitzer Ditzer

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.

N/A (you don't wanna know)

by Winemister June 29, 2003