Shlorp

The act of ingesting something in between a liquid and a solid- like soup, yogurt, etc...

“Tubbo likes shlorping”
“I shlorped the soup”

by theweirdoof February 24, 2021

splork

a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.

Ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? Say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. Everything will feel better afterward.

by joyanonymous June 12, 2006

splork

stupid spasticated spoon fork)

OMFG PPLSUQBAWLZ OWN J00 N00B. If you look at him again i will have to rip your face off with my splork.

by sythe February 12, 2005

sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 November 7, 2006

splork

When you eat to much acid and think a blob is chasing you all the time.

keenan quit being such a splork.

by s4gz June 13, 2003

Slorp

A word used to end a sentence or get the last word in a very obnoxious way.
Created by Dr. Saco

Mother: Son....I said clean you're room 30 minutes ago!

son: I will, quit nagging!

Mother: No i wont! Finish what your doing and go clean... And watch that language!

son: Slorp!!!

by Saco F March 29, 2009

splork

Canned cranberry sauce. Splork is an onomatopoeia of the sound this food as it slides out of the can. Proper presentation of this food is to leave it whole, in the shape of the can and lying on its side on the presentation plate. May be garnished with red lettuce.

Damn it Randy! I asked you to plate the splork, but you mashed it up. Now it is just some damn cranberry sauce! Way to ruin Thanksgiving, meathead!

by Hunding July 18, 2011