Splittles

The running stuff that comes out of your bum. Often called diarrhea by some folks.

Man, where's your toilet?? I got the splittles.

by k-dogg1204 July 19, 2011

lickety split

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

splitsies

1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost

1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.

by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005

split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.

Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

split log

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.

That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.

by Xeonith August 7, 2014

Splitzblue

A person who tends to be hated by the general people, often uses power inappropriately, and tends to want an active life but can't seem to find one. Said person also is relatively lonely.

That splitzblue just gave a warning for making a joke about him!

by Deltakip December 29, 2018

Rudy Bananas Splits

The headline in all of the major newspapers when Rudy Giuliani defects to Moscow to live next door to Edward Snowden.

I thought I was dreaming when I woke up and read the shocking headline, “Rudy Bananas Splits.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019