Sloaf

Combines the words Slaw and Oaf. An overly large person who is extremely dorky.

That guy is stupid and fat, he's such a sloaf.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

sploff

something you say when you are in a state of stoned ness and cant say 'spliff'

or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart

yu muffhed yu just made a sploff!!

by anony mouse July 10, 2004

sploof

A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.

"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."

by slowmovin March 31, 2009

splafe

What bob smoked

Song:Take it easy "scuse me while i light my splafe, oh god i gotta take~ a lift"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

splaff

When a male cums on a woman

"I Splaffed all over that girl i slept with last night"

by Barry Sharp December 23, 2002

Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020

sploof

a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm

The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.

by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 25, 2005