splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 8, 2003

Slink

To "slink" is to associate with a person as a last resort.

I'm planning to meet Steve later, but if anything better comes up I'll slink him

by FireArm October 16, 2010

Spink

n. a multi-racial combination of two slang insults. Derived from the Latin "Spic" and Eastern "Chink", Spink literally means one who is master of the poon. See also "Ghetto AZN"

"Man, did you see that crew of spinks totally fuck up those honkeys?!"

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

spink

a person mixed with a spanish and chinese parents

You are a dirty spink who loves tacos and dog.

by Dadude November 16, 2005

Spink

A Phillipino. Due to their mixed spick (spanish) and chink (asian) heritage. They often have spanish last names, yet still have wide-screen vision.

"Walking around the mall today there was pure spinks everywhere"

by K. Bromlal June 4, 2009

Slink Rolled

It's similar to Rick-Rolled, Except it's tricking someone into watching a video of the classic commercial for the Slinky containing the song.

I thought I was getting the link to the new MLP video... instead I was Slink Rolled!

by SpartanPuppy December 4, 2012

splick

A synonym for the word buff or ripped. Used to describe someone that clearly works out to up their appearance.

Damn brother, you're looking splick. Have you been working out? Buff

by c.keef December 27, 2015