The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual device (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
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... a replicate of the devil himself. A very evil, bitter, unrealing person... This phrase has been Coined.. yes OFFICALLY coined by Sheila R.
by Sheila Rawr September 28, 2006
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