A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
Get the Helicopter Splatter mug.A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009
Get the Splattercakes mug.The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.
Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.
by BG Thomas May 4, 2008
Get the butt splatter mug.After receiving a major ass romping, Kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.
by Tyrone Bigdick May 27, 2008
Get the Fisherman Splatter mug.When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.
Artistic Queef Splatter
Artistic Queef Splatter
by Kahlia Zahin Queef Sloth IV July 1, 2008
Get the Artistic Queef Splatter mug.When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.
by optimusprime69notreallythough October 18, 2008
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