spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

by clumas May 7, 2005

Midget spinner

Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.

Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.

by Petra Ral February 2, 2021

Springfield Stinker

The act of cupping one's mouth around a partner's asshole, letting the partner fart, and then making out with said partner.

I made the mistake of giving my girlfriend a Springfield Stinker after she ate dinner at Taco Bell.

by The President and The Senator (also M and P) October 30, 2007

tinker stinker

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.

by taylen24 October 14, 2013

Wheel Spinner

a person who acts like he/she is working, but is in reality doing nothing. A goldbrick. Someone who loves wasting time doing nothing. A loser.

as the wheel spinner sat at his desk appearing to work, his co-worker actually got the job done.

by RealWinner April 16, 2011

Phantom Spiker

A male who removes a clean glass from a cupboard, rubs his genitals inside then places it back in the cupboard for an unsuspecting victim to receive a spiked drink

Angela enjoyed her spiked drink while the phantom Spiker looked on

by AKJJJNDND April 28, 2014

thumper stinker

A person who farts really loud while playing xbox

Oh hold on I got a thumper stinker comin

by J.d.m_15 September 7, 2020