spiderman 

To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"

ow...my eye.....

thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.

or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.

spiderman by chrisajj September 22, 2007

Spiderman 

When you jerk your turkey for a little bit, then blow a reasonable amount of man snot onto your middle, and ring fingers, bend them back and flick them forward. this works on someones face, your friends shirt that he left over last friday, or it makes perfect holiday decorations "ooh spooky!!"

whoa whats that stain on the wall?
"umm, i think we had a visit from our friendly neighborhood, Spiderman!

Spiderman by Ol Danky March 26, 2009

spiderman 

A guy who can climb up drains to rape women in their condos.

Police: Who raped this young woman?

guilty spiderman: Uhhhhh shucks, it was me...

spiderman by =3MC= August 24, 2009

Spiderman 

A Spiderman is when a male ejaculates in his palm(usually during sex)and flicks his wrist in a forward motion causing the semen to fly and often hit his partner. It's common to pronounce, "My Spider-Sense is tingling!" before commiting this act. Usually to let a partner know what's about to happen or confuse them, leaving them open for a clearer shot. Spidermans can be done alone but are better enjoyed with a partner.

1.)"Hey, Tiffany.. Sorry about giving you that Spiderman last night. I told you my Spider-Sense was tingling!"

2.)"Hey, broseph. I got bored last night and Spiderman'd a couple Dr.Pepper."

Spiderman by Dr. Jack King Goffe September 30, 2009

spiderman 

High quality marijuana. When smoked it may cause one to believe he is the fictional character Spiderman shooting webs.

"Hey, that was some good ass spiderman we smoked yesterday; i was higher than a kite."

spiderman by Schlong Beater December 27, 2009

Spiderman 

When the male ejaculates while his hand is under his penis in the Spiderman hand symbol. This acts like the semen is the web.

-"Johnny Spidermanned all over my butt."

Spiderman by fgbn July 6, 2008

Spiderman 

Spiderman- Super hero, crime fighter and menace

Peter Parker- Pizza Delivery Boy, Photographer and Student

Peter Parker is.....SPIDERMAN.....hes busy alot and always late when meeting his friends, Mary Jane and Harry Osborne. Harry Osborne's dad was killed by Spiderman, although Harry's dad was Green Goblin (He dosent know) he seeks revenge and so does a Super Villain named 'Doc Ock', he thinks spiderman has killed his wife Rosie, but she was actually killed in a experiment with her husband, Docter Octavius(Doc Ock) and Doc Ock seems to be the strongest super villain Spiderman has ever faced..... What a load of bull

Kid- I want that game! Spiderman2, the game looks awesome!

-After buying the game.....-

Kid- This game is shit! I cant even kill the Rhino!

Kid2- Stick to the damn mario games, Fuckface!

-This has made no sense what-so-ever.

Spiderman by Mysterio July 20, 2004